I have writer’s block. The deadline for my column in VAR’s Commonwealth Magazine passed earlier this week, and I’ve yet to type a word of anything coherent (no wry comments, please).
So here’s the deal: YOU can help me write the column. Don’t worry, it’s not difficult. All it requires is a sense of humor and the recollection of a song or two.
ANNOUNCING: Scott’s “Songs for an Economic Slump” Contest….
Here’s the premise: In the great soundtrack of life, even an economic slump needs its own theme song.
Below are several categories. Your job is to suggest a song title or snippet of lyrics – from actual, reasonably mainstream music – that in your opinion summarizes the particular category. Just leave your suggestion in the comments on this post. I’ll take the best suggestions…determined solely by me and my own subjective and somewhat warped sense of humor…and publish them in my June Commonwealth column. (And no, this contest is NOT just limited to Virginia REALTORS®.)
So be creative. Be clever. Just be helpful. I really do need to finish this @#!% column. Deadline for submissions is Monday at 5 p.m. EDT, and you can make recommendations in any or all categories.
1. SONGS YEARNING FOR THE HOUSING MARKETS OF 2004-2006
2. SONGS FOR SUBPRIME LENDERS
3. SONGS FOR ECONOMISTS WHO DIDN’T SEE THIS COMING
4. SAD SONGS FOR SHORT-SELLERS WHO THOUGHT THEIR NO-MONEY-DOWN A.R.M. WAS A SWEET DEAL
5. SONGS FOR UNREALISTIC SELLERS AND THE REALTORS® WHO OVERPRICE THEM
6. SONGS OF THOSE ADVOCATING A FEDERAL BAILOUT
7. SONGS DESCRIBING THE WHOLE, CURSED ECONOMIC MESS
Now go to it. I look forward to hearing your entries!