"Field Guide to Meth Labs."

What to look for:

Strong chemical odors (e.g., ether, cat urine, ammonia)
Blacked-out windows
Frequent visitors at odd times
Rent payments made in cash
Excessive trash (e.g., fuel cans, antifreeze containers, and other household products)
Red-stained walls; stripped batteries; and blue, corroded valves on propane cylinders

"Field Guide to Feng Shui And Vastu."

Feng Shui Tips:

    * The more burners you have on your stove, the greater wealth you will have
    * Avoid sleeping under beams in the bedroom
    * Avoid having the stairs as the first thing you see when entering a house