So I came in this morning, wondering two things: 1) Would my computer start, or had it been infected with that Conficker virus we’ve been warned about (and warned about, and warned about), and 2) How many April Fools news stories would be waiting for me.

News stories: Just a few, and I only got caught by one for a minute or two before I checked the date. Now they’re coming in fast and furious. Trust no one.

As for the virus, is it real? The Korea Times says it’s a hoax, but can you trust a newspaper that calls its business section "Biz"?

Besides, being that this is America, it’s much more in our nature to invent unreasonable threats and go into a panic about them. ("You! Drop that 5-oz. toothpaste tube! Are you trying to kill us all?")

In reality, as long as your anti-virus software is up to date, chanc

 

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