What were they thinking?


Sorry, hard to write news when I’m still grousing over Paramount casting Tom “Short and Crazy” Cruise as Jack “Tall and Imposing” Reacher.




Reacher is a giant, standing at 6′ 5″ tall with a 50-inch chest, and weighing between 210 and 250 pounds. He has ice-blue eyes and dirty blond hair.

Reacher’s demeanor is stoic, and he does not talk much.

About Andrew Kantor

Andrew is VAR's editor and information manager, and -- lessee now -- a former reporter for the Roanoke Times, former technology columnist for USA Today, and a former magazine editor for a bunch of places. He hails from New York with stops in Connecticut, New Jersey, Cincinnati, Columbus, and Roanoke.
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One Response to What were they thinking?

  1. Lisa Noon says:

    That is SO wrong. Tom Cruise is NO Jack Reacher! (but it’s still nice to see a movie from one of my favorite writers)

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