Sorry, hard to write news when I’m still grousing over Paramount casting Tom “Short and Crazy” Cruise as Jack “Tall and Imposing” Reacher.




Reacher is a giant, standing at 6′ 5″ tall with a 50-inch chest, and weighing between 210 and 250 pounds. He has ice-blue eyes and dirty blond hair.

Reacher’s demeanor is stoic, and he does not talk much.