A bit of Friday fun

This is not real estate related. If you are offended by that, I apologize.

As you know, we hired a new CEO, and we were all impressed by her résumé. A good résumé is critical to getting a job — often it’s the first impression people get.

That was my (weak) segué just so I could show you the World’s Worst Résumé.

Courtesy of Dorkly comes this gem from “Joseph” (last name redacted) who holds a computer science degree. In other words, this is an adult. A college grad. (Click to enlarge for the full effect.)

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Hint: Don’t do this.

About Andrew Kantor

Andrew is VAR's editor and information manager, and -- lessee now -- a former reporter for the Roanoke Times, former technology columnist for USA Today, and a former magazine editor for a bunch of places. He hails from New York with stops in Connecticut, New Jersey, Cincinnati, Columbus, and Roanoke.
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