This is not real estate related. If you are offended by that, I apologize.
As you know, we hired a new CEO, and we were all impressed by her résumé. A good résumé is critical to getting a job — often it’s the first impression people get.
That was my (weak) segué just so I could show you the World’s Worst Résumé.
Courtesy of Dorkly comes this gem from “Joseph” (last name redacted) who holds a computer science degree. In other words, this is an adult. A college grad. (Click to enlarge for the full effect.)
Hint: Don’t do this.